December 2009
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Excerpts from The Book
(my stepdad’s disciplinary log)
Sat. Feb. 18 Alex squeezed Evan’s hand too hard on purpose.
Alex’s comment: “I was helping Evan lower his debt by forcing a swear word out of you.”
3-12-07 Blythe was yelling upstairs at the top of her lungs at 6:00 AM
B’s comment: “Good morning Tommy!”
4-28-07 Alex Sat. Alex refused to get out of bed (after...
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z: what are you listening to?
n: the shins. you...
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My view favorite website. Ever. →
(via toseekanewerworld)
seriously. the only website on which i can spend hours, and end up feeling better about myself
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b: I feel like I'm slowly degenerating into madness
a: We're all slowly degenerating into madness
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“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree,...”
– Albert Einstein
(via quote-book)
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Jon Stewart as Glenn Beck →
i dont know how i missed this in nov but what a gem.
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“Good friend, how loud do you want life to shout her answers in your ear?”
– “Chapter 13: The Hero Appears” the Lawrence Arms
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lolololololol →
thanks to donny t for this birthday wonderfulness
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so... you know... dildoes
“Just so you know, there will be a bag check at the Magic Kingdom, so if there’s anything you don’t want to be seen, you should go put that back in your car.” -Tram Lady
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i’ve got nothing to do today but smile
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“Every single person has at least one secret that would break your heart. If we...”
– Frank Warren
(via quote-book)
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“Harvard in the 43rd Century” Pete...
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“If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they will kill...”
– Oscar Wilde (via quote-book)
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i’m not a gansta girl, but i’m a...
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“All we need is Kerouac and a glass of sweet tea or burritos and New Found Glory....”
– “When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong”
The Wonder Years
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sing along and it might just get you through
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“Like so many Americans, she was trying to construct a life that made sense from...”
– Kurt Vonnegut
(via quote-book)
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proof that good things do come out of expos
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i am perpetually on mushrooms
from knocked up, when paul rudd and seth rogen are trippin balls
also, my normal thought process
p: there are five different types of chairs in this hotel room
s: holy fuck. what are they all doing in here?
p: these are five different types of chairs.
s: get em outta here, man. this is too many chairs for one room.
p: there's a guy who works for this hotel, his whole job is to find chairs. look at this one. look at it! it's gold and it's red and it's kind of shiny- shiny thread- unbelievable. it is beautiful and it feels amazing.
s: the tall one's gawking at me and the short one's being very droll, i don't like them. it's weird that chairs even exist when you're not sitting on them.
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