You get shit when you don’t pretend you’re fucking too cool for school, and we are not too cool for school! We are just basically teaching the class people don’t want to attend, and the class is, How to Fucking Make a Living Doing What You Love 101. And also, How to Fucking Beat the Haters Off With a Stick and Let Them Suck Your Dick. That’s the 200-level class.
— Patrick Carney
